{"id":179,"date":"2022-12-25T23:13:17","date_gmt":"2022-12-25T23:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/?page_id=179"},"modified":"2026-09-04T18:10:38","modified_gmt":"2026-09-04T18:10:38","slug":"jokes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/?page_id=179","title":{"rendered":"Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"546\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Christmas quote: &amp;quot;Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.&amp;quot; - Charles M. Schulz\" class=\"wp-image-546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Add-a-heading-8.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"447\" data-id=\"523\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/26cd57dc80435dc2632dbb064b02d107.jpg\" alt=\"I knew guy who collected candy canes and they were all in mint condition\" class=\"wp-image-523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/26cd57dc80435dc2632dbb064b02d107.jpg 500w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/26cd57dc80435dc2632dbb064b02d107-300x268.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"854\" data-id=\"333\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/6d333073e8df9e4ab6f8b62dadff1353-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/6d333073e8df9e4ab6f8b62dadff1353-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/6d333073e8df9e4ab6f8b62dadff1353-1-300x250.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/6d333073e8df9e4ab6f8b62dadff1353-1-768x641.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"613\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"341\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320213792_577895914147862_183630455039971061_n-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320213792_577895914147862_183630455039971061_n-1.jpg 613w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/320213792_577895914147862_183630455039971061_n-1-239x300.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"740\" data-id=\"334\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/13cans.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/13cans.jpg 500w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/13cans-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"376\" height=\"382\" data-id=\"340\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/318629920_521763186662597_2146684765689287159_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/318629920_521763186662597_2146684765689287159_n.jpg 376w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/318629920_521763186662597_2146684765689287159_n-295x300.jpg 295w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/318629920_521763186662597_2146684765689287159_n-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=2305311&amp;u=3374682&amp;m=117886&amp;urllink=&amp;afftrack=\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.shareasale.com\/image\/117886\/Homepagebanner-size2400x960pixel_01.png\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1080\" data-id=\"549\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/What-Brand-of-Laundry-Soap-Does-Santa-Claus-Use-Yule-Tide-1.jpg\" alt=\"Christmas joke: What brand of laundry soap does Santa Claus use? Yule-Tide\" class=\"wp-image-549\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"526\" height=\"598\" data-id=\"543\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/412303870_717773823637041_8972257995490787339_n-1.jpg\" alt=\"Lightbulb character asks, &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re bringing friends?&amp;quot; as Christmas lights reply, &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;re Christmas lights...\" class=\"wp-image-543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/412303870_717773823637041_8972257995490787339_n-1.jpg 526w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/412303870_717773823637041_8972257995490787339_n-1-264x300.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"746\" height=\"861\" data-id=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/b6aa22f5c0586e64e5ced3c6d5ed5d52.jpg\" alt=\"Santa&amp;#039;s reindeer are missing from his sleigh, and he&amp;#039;s very funny about it.\" class=\"wp-image-540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/b6aa22f5c0586e64e5ced3c6d5ed5d52.jpg 746w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/b6aa22f5c0586e64e5ced3c6d5ed5d52-260x300.jpg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 746px) 100vw, 746px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"527\" data-id=\"541\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/e640699e2464ade54cbc966b2f98b2ca.jpg\" alt=\"Santa and elf in sleigh, Rudolph waiting for red light to change: &amp;quot;GO ALREADY!!\" class=\"wp-image-541\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/e640699e2464ade54cbc966b2f98b2ca.jpg 450w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/e640699e2464ade54cbc966b2f98b2ca-256x300.jpg 256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"631\" height=\"627\" data-id=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/2f237056e10eb088e49717e770373603-christmas-jokes-christmas-fun-2.jpg\" alt=\"Santa Claus complains about elves decorating the Christmas tree, which is overloaded with ornaments.\" class=\"wp-image-330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/2f237056e10eb088e49717e770373603-christmas-jokes-christmas-fun-2.jpg 631w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/2f237056e10eb088e49717e770373603-christmas-jokes-christmas-fun-2-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/2f237056e10eb088e49717e770373603-christmas-jokes-christmas-fun-2-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/2f237056e10eb088e49717e770373603-christmas-jokes-christmas-fun-2-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"843\" height=\"843\" data-id=\"336\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/128932782_2244678425673639_3908527468031543544_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/128932782_2244678425673639_3908527468031543544_o.jpg 843w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/128932782_2244678425673639_3908527468031543544_o-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/128932782_2244678425673639_3908527468031543544_o-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/128932782_2244678425673639_3908527468031543544_o-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/128932782_2244678425673639_3908527468031543544_o-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 843px) 100vw, 843px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-3 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"839\" data-id=\"558\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/411828486_6637171083061159_1323046757091744437_n.jpg\" alt=\"Elf on the shelf at an &amp;quot;AA Meeting&amp;quot; with batteries on a wooden stand.\" class=\"wp-image-558\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"544\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Christmas joke: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They have too many needles.\" class=\"wp-image-544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1-50x50.jpg 50w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Christmas-1-1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles. &#8211; 1<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"807\" height=\"620\" data-id=\"522\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/83ad41ee0984f6f6dabe3bb78b48841b.jpg\" alt=\"Two cartoon snakes, one asks &amp;quot;you ate another candy cane, didn&amp;#039;t you?&amp;quot;, the other says &amp;quot;yeah.\" class=\"wp-image-522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/83ad41ee0984f6f6dabe3bb78b48841b.jpg 807w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/83ad41ee0984f6f6dabe3bb78b48841b-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/83ad41ee0984f6f6dabe3bb78b48841b-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 807px) 100vw, 807px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"34\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-34\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"35\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-35\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-14-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"36\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-36\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-15-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-4 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"34\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-34\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-20-768x768.jpg 768w, 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https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-21-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-21-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Untitled-design-21-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" data-id=\"26\" src=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ae47519116ebfbf9188a7ffb9793e0a1.jpg\" alt=\"Elvis Presley auditions for Santa Claus, demanding elves for his act.\" class=\"wp-image-26\" srcset=\"https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ae47519116ebfbf9188a7ffb9793e0a1.jpg 612w, https:\/\/christmaspicturecollection.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/ae47519116ebfbf9188a7ffb9793e0a1-300x300.jpg 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